Sometimes The World Hates You
And Leaves You Feeling Empty.
But The Internet Always Loves You
And Will Find A Way To Make It Better.
A Land Where Photoshop Rules The Day
And Everyone's a Badass.
It's Where The Pun Is Intended
The Good Times Strut
It's Where Good Ideas Go To Spread
And Bad Ones Go To Die.
Because If You're Looking For It, You Can Find It.
Even If You Didn't Know You Want It.
You Can Even Kill Time Til' Your Bagel Bites Are Done
And Eventually Move On To Bigger And Better Things.
Because On The Internet, Zero F*cks Are Given.
So Stop Resisting
And Get Yourself To A Private Computer
To Watch Alison Brie Boob .Gifs
(We'll Wait)
And Comment While It's Still Anonymous.
Because It Could Be Worse.
This Could Be You.
But It's Not.
And You'll Never Be Him.
