1.
Bad Things Happen When You Date Your Sister
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Try To Enjoy Fun Activities Like Peyote With Your Mistress
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A Coffee Stain WILL End Your Marriage
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Even If Your Mom's A Total MILF, Don't Do It
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If You Love Someone, Try Shooting Them With Lightning
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You Probably Shouldn't Date Your Husband's Killer... Unless He Makes Bank
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Don't Get a Stripper Pregnant
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Hold On To A Guy Who Will Hold Your Retainer