10 Hot Dating Tips From HBO

Primo relationship advice from a premium cable channel.

1. Bad Things Happen When You Date Your Sister

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Learned from: Game of Thrones

2. Try To Enjoy Fun Activities Like Peyote With Your Mistress

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Learned from: The Sopranos

3. A Coffee Stain WILL End Your Marriage

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Learned from: Curb Your Enthusiasm

4. Even If Your Mom’s A Total MILF, Don’t Do It

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Learned From: Boardwalk Empire

5. If You Love Someone, Try Shooting Them With Lightning

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6. You Probably Shouldn’t Date Your Husband’s Killer… Unless He Makes Bank

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Learned from: Boardwalk Empire

7. Don’t Marry For Love

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Learned from: Game of Thrones

8. Marry For Love

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Learned from: Eastbound and Down

9. Don’t Get a Stripper Pregnant

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Learned from: Boardwalk Empire

10. Hold On To A Guy Who Will Hold Your Retainer

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Learned from: Girls

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