1. The Phantom Menace
If only Jar Jar Binks was a phantom. As in not seen. Ever.
2. A Christmas Story 2
The only time we wished we actually did shoot our eye out.
3. The Next Karate Kid
Where’s Jaden Smith when you need him?
4. Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Because once you find success the first time, you mess with it.
5. Speed 2: Cruise Control
Does this mean shuffle board on the main deck is canceled?
6. Honey, I Blew Up The Kid
Unfortunately, you did not blow up the box office numbers.
7. Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
Sweet helmet. Wish we had one when we were bashing our head agains the theater wall.
8. The Matrix Reloaded
Did they really have to film after the twins got their hair done on the beach in the Caribbean?
9. The Fly II
We had the same look on our face when we walked out half way through.
11. Blues Brothers 2000
At least the music was good. Oh, it wasn’t? Never mind.
12. Teen Wolf Too
Truly Jason Bateman’s finest role. Except for the first, and all, 95 minutes.
14. Son of The Mask
Thankfully, no one saw it. Seriously. Can you name one person who saw it?
15. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Again with the motorcycle, Labeouf? Here’s to hoping a 5th is on the way now that Disney owns Lucas Films.