HA! Whilst stalking your social obsessions, we stumbled upon a service that can “Take one or more feeds from your twitter account and turn it into four rolls of toilet paper, delivered straight to your door.”
Naturally, this got us thinking about tweets we’d like to see flushed down into the abyss.
Seems a little desperate. Maybe a call for help? Nick’s just gotta play it cool. The followers will come.
A description before the hashtags would help put #craziness into some context. i.e. riding a dolphin and playing laser tag with the bros #crazylife
Just because Britt’s a super responsible and watchful parent, doesn’t mean she should go around flaunting the fact. It’s not like protective services is following her on twitter and she only tweets stuff like this to impress the bigwig.
Yes, Paula we all believe you read a book.
This dude totally hash tagged himself in public. Also he’s watching himself on TV, ouch.
Followers deserve a more subtle way of saying “Buy mildly stylish attire from me.”
Not much of a surprise. We already know professional wrestling mostly consists of grown men dancing around in tights.
Stallone gets political. ‘Nuff said.
Twitter Rule #109: keep those kinky inmate secrets a secret.
Twitter Rule #88: You never name drop Martin Landau.