1. Your dance moves could use an upgrade.
2. You blew the last of your grocery budget for the month eBaying cans of Crystal Pepsi.
3. You’re still asking, “Remember when MTV actually played MUSIC?”
4. Your collection of rare Beanie Babies has a special place in your heart… and your home.
5. This is the hardest decision you’ve ever had to make.
6. Your use of slang is a little — ahem — outdated?
7. You just turned in your year-end expense report in one of these.
8. Which you typed up on your personal computer, of course.
10. You keep dialing into Hot 100: the Greatest Hits of Today and requesting “Hey Mr. D.J.”
11. You’re still cracking jokes about Bill Clinton’s saxophone playing.
12. You prefer staying in with a good book to going out on the weekend.
13. You can’t hear the words “crazy” and “sexy” without reciting the rest of the CrazySexyCool intro.
Inspired by CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story premiering October 21st, 9/8C on VH1.