What It Actually Meant: Molly’s parents are out of town and I stole an open bottle of Schnapps from my parents, so we’re going to take sips from it and work our way down our phone contacts.
What It Actually Meant: Just found out I can’t go to session two of sleepaway camp, everyone ask me about it.
What It Actually Meant: My parents are taking me to dinner and I’ll be bored, so text me about pretty much anything.
What It Actually Meant: This was my first PG-13 movie, and I don’t understand how to use the word “ghetto” properly.
What It Actually Meant: I was just chatting with my crush, and I think this is the best way for them to think about me naked.
What It Actually Meant: I can’t chat with my crush right now because I have to study, but I want them to be thinking about me, and I want them to think I’ve been past first base.
What It Actually Meant: I have a very reasonable schedule for a teenager, but here is exactly where I’m going to be if you want to “accidentally bump into me.”
What It Actually Meant: I haven’t told you I like you yet, but I know you love Lifehouse, so read my mind, OK?