The 7 Best Ever Stories About Prince

Join our purple hero as he plays mini-golf, buys a futon off of Craigslist, and tries online dating. These Stories About Prince are like none you’ve heard before. posted on March 14, 2013 at 5:19pm EDT

Amy Rose Spiegel BuzzFeed Staff posted about 2 months ago

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The 7 Best Ever Stories About Prince

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1. Prince Buys Tortillas

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2. Prince Weasels Out of Having a Houseguest

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3. Prince Tries Online Dating

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4. Prince Battles Depression

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5. Prince Plays Mini-Golf

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6. Prince Buys a Futon Off of Craigslist

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7. Prince Needs Cab Fare

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Best ever prince story is when he wanted to play batman
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If you don’t realize that these are all fictional when he gets to the part about KFC coupons, you don’t know enough about Prince. These are hysterical, however.
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Although funny, they’re all fictional. May want to update that in the headline description, or else you’re gonna upset Prince fans. And since everyone is a Prince fan, well you’re going to upset the world.
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You should probably mention these are fictional in the description, though they are funny.
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Pancakes.
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And one time…at band camp…
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Missing his basketball game with Charlie Murphy and friends, an actual true story.
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The 7 Best Ever Stories About Prince

1. Prince Buys Tortillas

2. Prince Weasels Out of Having a Houseguest

3. Prince Tries Online Dating

4. Prince Battles Depression

5. Prince Plays Mini-Golf

6. Prince Buys a Futon Off of Craigslist

7. Prince Needs Cab Fare

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1. Prince Buys Tortillas

2. Prince Weasels Out of Having a Houseguest

3. Prince Tries Online Dating

4. Prince Battles Depression

5. Prince Plays Mini-Golf

6. Prince Buys a Futon Off of Craigslist

7. Prince Needs Cab Fare

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