Should President Obama Make R. Kelly The Secretary Of Homeland Security?

This petition certainly thinks so.

A group of concerned citizens is asking President Obama to consider R. Kelly (as opposed to Ray Kelly) for Secretary of Homeland Security.

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Ray Kelly is the wack-ass NYPD Commissioner who has been heavily criticized for supporting stop-and-frisk policies that unfairly target people of color.

Here's every reason why the security of our country should be placed in R. Kelly's capable hands.

Via change.org

No arguments here, really.

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