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Definitely wear your hair in a curled ear-length shag, a la Pat Benetar.
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Or, opt for Tiffany's hairsprayed-and-feathered curly bang situation.
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Wearing pink frosted lipstick and surrounding your entire eye area with gray pencil? A MUST!
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And one should take notes on anything Cyndi Lauper ever wore, really.
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Know what goes with everything? Hugenormous earrings and also this hat.
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So many important things happening with The Go-Gos, most notably the belts and socks with heels.
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Joan Jett's shoulder pads here = totally essential.
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Hitting the gym? Take a lesson from Olivia Newton-John's headband, leggings and leg warmers.
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Big hair goes amazingly well with equally big Janet Jackson-esque hoops, as it turns out.
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Sleeveless cocktail dresses? THE JAM. Just look at Annie Lennox.
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Tina Turner's leather elbow gloves are completely beyond, in the best way.
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And finally, of course, let's bow down to literally everything happening here with Madonna.
