There's something funny about Thom Yorke.
EXHIBIT A: His odd forms of communication seem to belong to a foreign life-form.
EXHIBIT B: His habitat is strange and unlike the domiciles typically lived in by humans.
EXHIBIT C: His dance moves are a little too hypnotizing.
Really, everything he does is transfixing. SUSPICIOUSLY SO, in fact.
Also, pretty sure he's telekinetic?
And what other explanation could there be for this sunglasses/flower/choker combination besides that he is OF ANOTHER CONSCIOUSNESS?
Given all this, your head might be exploding a little bit right now.
It's understandable. This is certainly a lot to think about.
And this image pretty much screams "born from two human parents and not a pod on one of Jupiter's many moons."
Wait...wait. This is ridiculous. Thom Yorke isn't an extraterrestrial, really.
Sure, it can be hard to accept that his moves are so otherworldly...
...but the truth of the matter is that he's just an exceptional, exceptional man.
And if he is an alien life form, let's just hope he's content hanging out on Earth for a long time to come.
