3. Space Invaders
Pretend you’re annihilating aliens with your hot licks and I personally guarantee you’ll get 57% better at the guitar instantly.
You have to also sing vocals in an really low Christian Slater voice if you decide to buy this puppy.
You were programmed for one thing and one thing only: ripping a fret board the hell UP.
8. Classic movie monsters
Your stage name can be “Boris Guitarloff.” Wait, that’s actually really cool. No one take my idea!!
I feel like this one is best for people who play really early Iron Maiden-y nerd metal about, like, druids and wycked foryst enchantments and all that weird stuff.
10. Super Mario Bros. 3
Wait, this rules so much that I actually can’t even take it. Super Mario Bros. 3 was totally the best one, and this guitar strap agrees with me.
11. Playing cards
I have never seen another physical object scream “aging rock dad” as much as this one does, and for that reason, I love it infinitely.
13. Lord Of The Rings
This strap was designed to look like the White Tree of Gondor. If you actually know what that is, it means you pretty much need to buy this.
14. Iron Man
This is perfect for people who are fans of both Marvel Comics and Black Sabbath.
I guess it makes sense that serious arcade buffs would have the hand-eye coordination necessary to melt faces with their solos.
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