2. “It’s my/my friend’s birthday, so you have to play this song!”
3. “It’ll be sooooo funny if you play this joke/parody/hokey song next!”
4. “Would you mind putting my jacket in the booth while I dance?”
6. “Here, play MY tracklist even though you’ve clearly already made your own mix!”
9. “Here’s a dollar, now will you play my song?”
It’s gonna take a little more than that, dude.
11. “Can you play the one that goes, like, DUM DUM DUM da DA DUM BUM BAAAA?”
Uh, probably not.
12. “Can you play a song from my phone/off of YouTube?”
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