1.
In the brief pause before a response to your marriage proposal.
2.
When there's no light at the end of the tunnel.
3.
As the waitress breathlessly lists a bunch of specials you're not listening to.
4.
Waiting for the guy ahead of you to just move already. Just. MOVE.
5.
Between the "ah" and the "choo."
6.
During a cold snap that defies any seasonal logic.
7.
At carousel number three after a red-eye.
8.
After the third opening act finishes and before the headliner takes the stage.
9.
When you're waiting "just a moment" for the doctor.
10.
Four hours into your girlfriend's friend's interpretive dance routine.
11.
As the fettuccine stalls on al dente.
12.
Right now. This exact moment right now.
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