He should just go back to playing in Good Charlotte.

lunchables are fucking gross

Guy is a homophobic, anti-Semitic, obnoxious piece of shit, he doesn’t even deserve shitty publicity. Fuck this tool, and his Ed Hardy wardrobe.

marriage is love, you mother fucker.

what would you even put that on?

that surgery is equivalent to cheating, and now she is going to have to alter his diet and lifestyle anyways.

team damon

flashbacks of painful memories

this post is obnoxious

I care deeply about this.

FIRST

wait. which one is Chevy?

the pitches should all be on fire, that would be way more entertaining.

Danny Boyle loves Muse.

screw that, call me when I can smell like old books

also I feel like an idiot for adding a y to ever.

When “Ted” isn’t nominated for every Oscar every we all will know how deep this conspiracy truly runs.

this is a mugshot right? what was she arrested for?