1. I’m Sorry, Could You Say That Again?
The modern woman shouldn’t travel without protection…
2. Can I Take Your Height?
“God, I wish I was dead.” Well said, Blanche, well said.
3. They Were Way Ahead Of Their Time
On gay and Lebanese, I mean lesbian, issues.
4. Two Words: Sonny, Cher
And you’ve got to admit, it’s a pretty spot-on imitation!
5. One Word Three Times: Sophia, Sophia, Sophia
Elevating the zinger to an art form!
6. The Amazing Cuisine of St. Olaf
Including the miraculous Sperheoven Krispies.
7. They Would Never Let A Man Come Between Them
Except when they would.
8. Explaining The Aging Process
Tactfully and compassionately.
Inadvertent bed sharing resulted in some of the funniest moments.
10. Mess With Betty White At Your Own Peril!
Rose could be dotty and often a little slow, but she’s got the fastest hands in St. Olaf!
11. 147 Cheesecakes!
For when precision is important!
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