1. You always take a photo before you eat.
2. You LOVE talking about seasonal vegetables.
3. Farm to table is your jam.
4. You casually talk about "food porn."
5. You call out your friends on incorrect pronunciations of food.
6. You own multiple salts with multiple thicknesses from multiple regions.
7. Whenever people say they don't make their own pasta sauce you're like:
8. Go to the farmers' market and say things like, "Oh, I just got the most BEAUTIFUL radishes…"
9. You know the difference in measurement between a pinch, a dash, a splash, and a whisper.
10. You name-drop your own food blog.
