The Carbonaro Effect Ep. 108 GIF Recap: GO GREEN OR GO HOME

Michael starts out this week's episode knee deep in shiny bling and wine (Can someone say baller!?). But don't worry, our trickster hasn't completely succumbed to material temptations. By the end of the hour, he's giving back to Mother Earth at a new kind of "eco-friendly" car wash.

Jewel Thieves Beware!

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Single ladies, he put a ring on it.

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Um, she has a minimum carat requirement.

Pearl Slurp

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Someone somewhere is wearing a spaghetti necklace by accident.

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Can you do that with diamonds, too?

Corkscrewed

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Finally! A way to test your sobriety BEFORE drinking a sip of alcohol.

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Yeah, thanks, but I'll just take a beer.

Insta-Frenchman

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Bonjour, mustache.

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What's the opposite of a Frankophile?

Extra Cargo

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You can take the man out of the beach, but you can't take the birds from the beach out of a man's car.

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Sir, join the club.

Unnecessary Paint Job

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Apparently car washes have gone green now.

(drops the mic)

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All she's hearing is "My beautiful car is now slime green and this dude won't stop talking."

The Carbonaro Effect airs Thursdays at 10/9c on truTV!