10 Normal People Smoking Ridiculous Objects

"I'll try anything once — even vuvuzelas." When you swap cigarettes for something random, it makes the habit seem even stupider than it already is.

1. "I'm going to step outside for a quick vuvuzela break."

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2. "I just need a snake every so often to calm myself down."

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3. "Do you mind if I have a few drags — of your feather across my face?"

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4. "I only practice tuba when I drink."

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5. "The mask is a great way to meet people when I'm out."

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6. "I've been making tiny s'mores in my mouth for over 30 years."

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7. "Nothing quite like that first smoked brisket slice of the day."

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8. "I picked up Spooky in college, and I haven't put her down since."

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9. "Stroking this giant inflatable beach ball helps me think."

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10. "Hey guys, cover for me — I need to get a shake in."

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