1. There's someone for everyone.
Even the most awkward of us.
2. And a true friend will be down for you, even at your craziest.
3. Pride in that way you were made started way before the #TeamNatural hashtag.
4. Marriage isn't the only thing women have to aspire to.
5. And women don't need romance any more than men do.
6. Because a woman can be as big a mack as any man can.
7. When you find a man you like, sometimes you gotta mold him into what he needs to be.
8. But when you're not interested, sometimes you gotta spell it out for these dudes.
9. Sometimes you gotta spell stuff out for everybody, because there's levels to this shit.
10. A whole lotta levels.
11. A girl's gotta learn to carry herself.
12. Because women can do ANYTHING.
13. Women are hella versatile.
14. And razor sharp wit knows no gender.
15. There's more than one way to skin a cat.
16. Seriously, gender roles, schmender roles.
17. When you think about it, a world without men wouldn't be so bad.
18. But guys aren't all horrible.
A good man makes a great friend.
19. But as great as guys are, you're always glad you got your girls.
