1. Flask Tie [OR] Flask Sunglasses
2. Cake Scissors [OR] Pizza Scissors
3. Dog Mop [OR] Baby Mop
4. Hands-Free Umbrella [OR] Full-Body Napkin
5. Chainsaw Pen Cap [OR] Utensil Pen Cap
6. Doorbell Made Out of a Glass [OR] Doorbell That Pours a Glass
7. Sleeping Bag Suit [OR] Refrigerator Suit
8. Pet Umbrella [OR] Human Chew Toy
9. Flashlight Slippers [OR] Flashlight Underwear
We think the real question is... why?
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In a tech world gone wrong, it's nice to know that Toshiba gets it right.