Carly Rae Jepsen May Have Thrown The Greatest Opening Pitch In Baseball History

    And by greatest we mean the worst.

    On Sunday, Carly Rae Jepsen threw the ceremonial first pitch for the Tampa Bay Rays.

    This is what happened:

    In case you needed it from another angle:

    Or a different angle:

    And again.

    In slow motion.

    We're dead.

    Game over!

    OK, one more time.

    The end.