48 Things Doctors Are Explicitly Banned From Prescribing On The NHS

    Presumably at some point a doctor has tried to prescribe a macaroon and needed to be told not to.

    1. Buckfast (and all "tonic wines")

    2. Wine

    3. Orange squash ("St Clement's Fruit Juice Concentrate")

    4. Lucozade

    5. Evian Mineral Water

    6. Perrier Mineral Water

    7. Herbal tea bags

    8. Crusha Milk Shake Syrup