38DDD and hell naw I wouldn't buy one of these things. If I need something between my dirtypillows, I'll wake up my husband.

*speechless*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

…aaaaand there's the argument in favor of pubic hair.

“Lady's twat” strikes me as somewhat oxymoronic. Also, do you seriously not know that this is photoshopped?

i cry every day
certainty sepercedes hope
obama will win

My favorite quote from that list:”Get a can of Spam, take the whole block out, and heat it in the microwave to warm it […] cut a hole in the center to make it look like a vagina.” Umm…no.

If loving Gottfried’s Olsen twins joke is wrong, I don’t want to be right.