please, stop the carnage!
please, stop the carnage!
prince - head
sounds like he wasn’t rutting enough
apparently, not pants
“He went out to eat much more ice cream and take photos with other costumers.” I don’t see any costumes.
you know who should jump on this trend? vera wang
her majesty’s corgis, walter and jesse, were not available for comment.
1. Pull off the bedcovers and check for bedbugs!
this seems pretty lame, but i’d have to see it in spreadsheet form to be sure.
what, no cummerbunds?
take it slow
you can live it up and die in bed
sorcerer/the wages of fear
like a rock of ages
mine are long gone, as is the only one of ms. blig’s worth remembering. but blig jr has a great relationship with my mom. so great, that when i made a remark about when she was a little girl, “back in caveman days”, he couldn’t wait to tell her and throw me under the bus. the fink.
then you’ve heard all these? http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/viola.html
i’m going to do the same with my tantric sex experiences, but i need to find a copy of Lotus 1-2-3.
#6 might not pass inspection in nj. well, not at a state inspection station anyway. and #1 are some cool ass headlights.
You got: Flute
You’re generally very pleasant and easy to be around, but you’re also far more complicated than you let on. Those who really know you know how hard you work to excel at nearly everything, but they also appreciate you for being chill and never letting your emotions get the best of you. You got: Bassoon
You have a pretty extraordinary level of self-confidence and people find you inexplicably magnetic. Despite your outer coolness, you have a warmth and ability to open up that makes everyone want to be your friend.
from game of srones
in the game of planes, you whinge or you fly
more like she was needling them?
You got: Apocalypse
You are all-knowing and hyper-intelligent. You have the problem solving skills to navigate any situation. Your life experiences, insight, and cunning have provided you with invaluable wisdom you can readily use. ok
as a kid, i went to speech class until 4th grade for my lisp, and i still put my tongue in the wrong spot when i pronounce “s”, so I probably still have it. and i think sylvester had more a lisp than daffy. tho thue me.
she was wearing iceberg during romaine season.
serves us americans right for thinking it’s all just beaver up there.
To the emergency room and beyond!
same here, but i prefer to think of them as “the good ones”.
in your dear little ear
what exactly is a “volunteer police officer”? is that like an unpaid crossing guard?
cyclists have the same rights and responsibilities as the drivers of other vehicles (at least here in nj). if they ignore traffic laws (like stop signs), they suffer the same (potentially deadly) consequences as car drivers who do the same. that police don’t enforce the laws equally is not on cyclists, they don’t catch every driver who runs a sign or light.
who can forget when the ibm 2260 ushered in the era of the paperless office in 1964. remember when all those paper companies went out of business?
you apologize. right now!
no free wifi.
“One filmmaker makes films that are deep, intellectual, profound, and confrontational, and the other one makes purely vacuous, escapist films, and I’m not sure if the one who makes the escapist films is not making a bigger contribution than the one who makes the deeper films.” somebody should make a movie about that, maybe get preston sturges to direct, and cast joel mccrea and veronica lake.