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It's another dark and stormy night on the Internet.
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Wait, what's that noise?
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It's almost like... someone's watching you...
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Wait, wasn't the window closed like two seconds ago...?
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Maybe you should go investig--
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How about you just kick back and watch some TV to unwind.
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Hmm, the cable must be out. Could've sworn it was working earlier...
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All this creepiness has made you tense. A quick dip in the tub couldn't hurt.
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Yeah, a nice bubble bath sounds pretty swell right about now.
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Er, how about you do some light reading instead.
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Just go take a seat in your favorite easy chair, and...
OR HOW ABOUT NOT THAT AT ALL
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Oh no. There goes the lights.
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Wait wait wait, hold the phone. Do you hear...footsteps?
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That's weird. You've been home alone this whole time. Right?
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Shh, listen closely. It sounds like there's someone outsi--
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Oh, haha, it's just a stray kitty cat. What a relief.
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I could've sworn I saw some--
NOPE NEVERMIND DIDN'T SEE A THING SORRY
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Okay, you know what? It's getting late. And dark .
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And let's be honest: we never really know what's lurking in the pitch black of night.
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So be sure to check for monsters beneath your bed.
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Go on, get all snug and cozy under your covers.
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There's nothing to be afraid of. Probably.
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Even though you have that niggling feeling that someone's watching you...
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Try to ignore everything that goes bump in the night.
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And drift off to sleep, once and for all.
So you've survived the post. But can you survive the night? The Purge , only in theaters June 7th.
