1. When he walks in a room, you can’t ignore his glorious presence.
2. His closest friends can always lean on him when they’re not strong.
Both literally and figuratively, of course.
3. He’s successfully kept up with the latest trends throughout his long career.
A selfie has never looked/will look as beautiful as this.
4. No one else in history has gone from tadpole to dancing genius quite like him.
5. And no other living creature makes a trench coat look so dapper.
Rocking that bad boy since 1971, baby!
6. Because he can turn the world on with his friendly smile.
That beautiful, charming grin that lights up the— wait, what the…?
7. Hands down, he’s the best road-trip companion anyone could ask for.
Banjo + buddy songs + an eye for forks in the road. What more do you want?
9. And when the time calls, no one can disguise themselves quite like him.
Who knew a Jheri curl would go so well with a green complection?
10. No one takes the role of loyal uncle more seriously than this one.
Robin, you lucky little frog…
11. And when times get tough, he always knows just what to say.
12. No other frog can get this excited about anything, no matter how hard they try.
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY” is right, my friend.
13. Because all the greats have a catchphrase that will go down in history.
Uh, wait… that’s not how we remember it…
14. He’s been by your side since day one.
Your little buddy. Always and forever.
15. Because he’s not afraid to take one for the team.
Even when the entire team is holding on to him for dear life.
16. He’s the only amphibian who really, truly sees the beauty in everyone.
17. Because no matter how famous he’s become, he always remembers where he came from.
Swamp Sweet Swamp.