I’m voting yes because… A. I’ve swallowed every ridiculous fairytale my willfully ignorant parents and church fed me. Not having to think for myself makes life so easy that I can’t stop smiling like an abused housewife from the 1950’s. I also lack the foresight to see how embarrassing these photos will be for all my children, grandchildren and all future generations. B. I am an obviously self-loathing closet case who is terrified of being discovered, yet the easiest one to get a handjob from at church camp. C. I lack the mental capacity for empathy, critical thought or historical analysis. The more facts you throw at me, the more I will smile smugly to mask my seething hatred for you. I will then follow with a cherry-picked, anachronistic old testament quote, some misguided pity for your soul, and follow with some shockingly unearned arrogance to bolster my fragile ego.