Oh look, a shark.

I kept waiting to spot a cameraman filming the guy who wanted to sell bonds as if that whole thing was a setup as well.

Boys have a penis. Girls have….thighs?

He sounds like an excellent businessman. I can’t imagine why they don’t want to negotiate with him.

Fake.

People on Buzzfeed should be checking if something was already posted before uploading it too. Not nearly as many duplicates here, but enough to be irritating.

Anyone else immediately try to start figuring out what the other tabs open were?

Clearly fake.

1) We’ve been at the debt ceiling since 1917. It’s been raised 102 times since then.
2) Balancing the budget doesn’t eliminate debt.
3) Chinese people are oppressed. I’d rather be debt and free than debt-free and google-free.
4) US does pay their bills. Having debt isn’t the same as not paying your bills.

After seeing Cee Lo at Lolla this weekend, he should consider having Jaleel White play him in real life as well. I was more disappointed in his show than my parents are in me.

We can already only use every other urinal; now we have to wait for someone to get done washing his hands too? Screw this I’m pissing in the garbage can.

Why not just post the video from LiveLeak?

We had these for elementary school lunch almost 20 years ago. Where have you people been?