Sometimes you’re so badass that dropping a mic just won’t do. In some situations (like the occasional explosion) you’ve gotta walk away like the pros. Get tickets for The Expendables 3 to watch how it’s done, in theaters Friday, August 15!
1.When you see something you want and just take it…
2....and when you can toss things you don’t want anymore.
3.When you can do push-ups forever…
4....and when a single pull-up will do.
5.When you can amaze people with your balls…
6.…in more ways than one.
7.When you’ve got the situation under control…
8....even if the other guy freaks out.
9.When you’re a master at multitasking…
10....or a guru of concentration.
11.When you realize you’re better at something than your parents...
12....and when you know you can do better than your slacker friends.
When you show up in theaters for The Expendables 3 on August 15, wave those tickets in their faces and walk away in slow-mo as you head in to see the kind of big-screen badass action you deserve!
