1. I mean... just look at them.
2. They're too busy on their phones to get anything done.
3. Their only experience with manual labor is swiping and tapping.
4. They'd spend too much time twerking and not enough working.
5. This would be their solution to the oil shortage:
6. The only court system they care about is the mall food court.
7. They would, 100% guaranteed, start a war on a dare.
8. News of any national crisis would be met with this:
9. This is how their Congress would act:
10. They don't know history, and thus are doomed to repeat it.
"I'm not scared of boats, I'm scared of ships." "Titanic" "That was fake, it was a movie" "No Walter, that was real" "Really?"
11. They'd do as little as possible, and just try to coast on by.
12. Senioritis would plague the land.
13. Snapchat would become the primary form of communication.
14. Their primary export would be selfies.
15. And their society would collapse when the elephants eat their phones.
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