1. I mean… just look at them.
2. They’re too busy on their phones to get anything done.
3. Their only experience with manual labor is swiping and tapping.
4. They’d spend too much time twerking and not enough working.
5. This would be their solution to the oil shortage:
6. The only court system they care about is the mall food court.
7. They would, 100% guaranteed, start a war on a dare.
8. News of any national crisis would be met with this:
9. This is how their Congress would act:
So some things would remain the same…