1.
You know that pub quiz victory hinges on having an awesome name.
2.
The missing apostrophe is only the second most frustrating thing about this sign.
3.
You've got a trivia sweet-spot.
4.
And categories you dread.
5.
You've "fixed" some trivia cards.
6.
You know the hourly rate of a winning trivia night doesn't crack minimum wage.
7.
That's if winnings aren't doled out in free beer and bar tabs.
8.
Or a single scoop of ice cream. One. One scoop.
9.
You know bragging rights are better than any prize.
10.
You know that the Cash Cab casts all its participants, but you still love it.
11.
You've considered joining (or have joined!) the QNA, WQC, EQC, or TCONA.
12.
You count days of the week by which bar's trivia night it is.
13.
You *almost* feel bad when asked to go up against rank amateurs.
14.
You deplore the use of cell phones while rounds are active.
15.
You know to fear this man.
