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Can You Make It Through This Post Without Wanting To Marry Juan Pablo?

The new season of The Bachelor is finally here, and we're ready for all the Juan Pablo we can handle! Make sure you catch the two-night premiere on Sunday, Juan-uary 5th at 8|7c on ABC.

First off, he loves love. Doesn't that make your loins tremble?

He could play our bongos any day of the week.

Gurl, he's already an amazing dad.

The morning after looks this good.

Any tub he's in becomes a hot tub.

His package... we mean, he's the total package.

We've never wanted to be a jet ski more.

Like this V-neck, he isn't afraid to take the plunge.

He certainly knows how to handle his balls.

Former Pro Soccer Player. Future Father of Your Children.

Juan Pablo is Venezuelan and lives in Miami. Bienvenido to this marriage, señor.

Tune in to the two-night premiere of The Bachelor on Sunday, Juan-uary 5th at 8|7c on ABC.