1. To swoop in when the natives decided to stage a revolt.
2. When the holy spirit was indefensible to someone's sweet tooth.
3. When karma happened to play its hand for how ridiculously huge of a wedding party you had.
4. To man the door when unexpected guests decided to crash your party.
5. To protect you from the wrath of breaking into someone's coveted stash.
6. When being gluten-free wasn't a "thing" and carbs could be loved a bit too freely.
7. To save you from yourself when you're desperate to get hot new technology at a discount.
8. To bail you out when the walking directions on your GPS lead you astray.
9. When someone needs a clear cut signal that they might be forgetting something before pulling out of their parking space.
10. When the words "OOPS WRONG NUMBER" just won't be enough to save you.
11. To confront you about questionable flavor combinations BEFORE making already-questionable purchases.
12. To shout the words "HEADS UP" in an unexpected food or tile fight.
13. If you get the loves of your life a little bit confused.
14. To protect you from the aftermath of deciding to leave mom at home while looking for your new wheels.
15. When you couldn't get your peace and quiet on that outbound flight.
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