12 Modern-Day Superpowers We Wish Existed

Even the amazing advancements of technology only get you so far in today’s day and age. Somehow, there’s still a host of things where a touch of the supernatural would make life so much sweeter. Until someone is worthy to don a cape and take flight, meet The Awesomes – a new crew with their own host of powers and charm, from the talent of Saturday Night Live’s Seth Meyers and Mike Shoemaker – premiering August 1st on Hulu.

1. Sizing prediction for online purchases.

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2. The ability to magically unlock someone’s privacy-protected social networking page after you’ve received mysterious pokes.

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3. Automatic “accidental” face-blockage after someone tags you in a photo without your consent.

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4. The ability to endlessly drink without a hangover.

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5. Likewise, being able to sober up on a moment’s notice.

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6. Stopping traffic with your mind.

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7. An eye-powered scan that tells you everything you need to know about your blind date, and whether it’s worth seeing it through.

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8. Concentrating on a food until it magically appears in front of you.

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9. All-encompassing waterproofing shield whenever the skies may open.

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10. Summoning a working WiFi signal anywhere at any time.

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11. Throwing those default apps we never use that came with our phones into the garbage.

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12. The unending confidence to win every negotiation.

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It’s within your power to watch The Awesomes! Available for streaming on Hulu starting August 1st.

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