1.
The lunch that forces others to start mouth-breathing:
2.
The thing you have to demolish like a primal animal:
3.
The inexplicable ridicu-lunch:
4.
The excessive pile of everything:
5.
The food that looks criminally disgusting:
6.
The food that forces nearby people to wear headphones:
7.
The "Please pity me! My life demands your pity!" lunch:
8.
The lunch you eat like you're at home:
9.
The lunch you must brag about very loudly:
10.
The massive lunch that's basically a marathon...
11.
...and Revenge of the Stank: Combination Catastrophe!