20 Terrifyingly Awkward Holiday Portraits

Scariest Things Ever: 1) awkward glamour shots with the fam, 2) chainsaw-wielding uncles, 3) bears, 4) awkward chainsaw-wielding bears. Send shivers down the spines of everyone on your Christmas card list with horror’s most menacing family, and catch the terror of Texas Chainsaw 3D, in theaters January 4th.

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Patrick Fitzgerald / CC BY http://2.0 / flickr.com/barelyfitz/2025248/in/photolist-bo35-ivwW3W-irx2Ay-bnSJ-8iUHW4-8iV47F-iPrcF3-iqWsXJ-aPsCiP-4hDEKp-4c6MCX-7qbhA7-5KkPbD-8YG5jr-4c6MFa-7ag59n-94xFiA-isYtrp-8Z4Z2q-a6R38r-a6TUhw-j1z81C-aZo
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Patrick Fitzgerald / CC BY http://2.0 / flickr.com/barelyfitz/2024706/in/photolist-bnSJ-8iUHW4-8iV47F-iPrcF3-iqWsXJ-aPsCiP-4hDEKp-4c6MCX-7qbhA7-5KkPbD-8YG5jr-4c6MFa-7ag59n-94xFiA-isYtrp-8Z4Z2q-a6R38r-a6TUhw-j1z81C-aZo6Bz-j1AKyh-j1ygWz-j
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Justin S. Campbell / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / flickr.com/29143375@N05/5236040157/in/photolist-8YG5jr-4c6MFa-7ag59n-94xFiA-isYtrp-8Z4Z2q-a6R38r-a6TUhw-j1z81C-aZo6Bz-j1AKyh-j1ygWz-j1wEqZ-j1wMxe-j1AYf9-8iXRjY-tjw9s-7ii4WK-8ZCUEs-aQfTXT-5NJPhX
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David Blackwell. / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / flickr.com/mobilestreetlife/8275498556/in/photolist-dBh6pA-iyUH2b-bo2f-7docGy-iyKJQ1-dzxwNY-sdPEc-ikgmD9-uJLoS-aZw9Hk-aZiCqV-7PnQR-94HyxS-j1x63z-j1zz7Y-j1AEab-j1x9i2-j1ASjS-a6TUeL-a6R2VR-qfwE4e-7
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Patrick Fitzgerald / CC BY http://2.0 / flickr.com/barelyfitz/2025200/in/photolist-bo2f-7docGy-iyKJQ1-dzxwNY-sdPEc-ikgmD9-uJLoS-aZw9Hk-aZiCqV-7PnQR-94HyxS-j1x63z-j1zz7Y-j1AEab-j1x9i2-j1ASjS-a6TUeL-a6R2VR-qfwE4e-7tbHzJ-qfv3pa-uRLvu-94B6c
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Petras Gagilas / CC BY-SA http://2.0 / flickr.com/gagilas/5292912720/in/photolist-94HyxS-j1x63z-j1zz7Y-j1AEab-j1x9i2-j1ASjS-a6TUeL-a6R2VR-qfwE4e-7tbHzJ-qfv3pa-uRLvu-94B6cz-pY4MNB-5LLBgm-93dnZm-aVg4v2-4ooaEi-4ftf9x-ioDKMb-91SBQL-9QKSZ-4N
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Deb / CC BY http://2.0 / flickr.com/ferlinka/916359292/in/photolist-2oYzG9-BTTP-qtxD8C-aY7vGk-7gc2rv-7zdXAs-iv5ZXv-ivPgjZ-dBjE43-4ezHeq-8VZrmy-8XX9r8-u7uUd-91SC7y-uKNEz-7ajTqh-7ag5aD-7ag5a2-8Ym5vC-7ajTrJ-q1S953-q21Kd2-8Kzjbj-8WSHhz-dDN9
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George Rex / George Rex / flickr.com/rogersg/5281406446/in/photolist-93GA8Q-7pyqpw-bwngRP-dG9EDd-7imVYj-aZwazp-7mD3Ur-itJyR5-dDXwFK-dAa6im-uw8Vu-7q6ikU-7q2n1p-4PKCVX-7q6jaJ-iuD1uK-8WbNrz-isZJiY-4PKDb8-dG4iwk-7o26ei-dyYic3-8edYT-4NvMFi-b
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David Blackwell. / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / flickr.com/mobilestreetlife/6505986761/in/photolist-4NvMFi-b16PNZ-pYQg6L-aUUTcx-92tWxH-6FKZh-7zdXGG-aW2oGB-dDS2Xi-aQaH6F-9VEPNM-pSoyuj-46Z9hw-5Hqq7f-aNVR6Z-41ZSe9-wDTK5-f5ho8Y-5MyC93-5MnAKD-4bokr
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Faith Goble / CC BY http://2.0 / flickr.com/grafixer/5267622159/in/photolist-4NvMFi-b16PNZ-pYQg6L-aUUTcx-92tWxH-6FKZh-7zdXGG-aW2oGB-dDS2Xi-aQaH6F-9VEPNM-pSoyuj-46Z9hw-5Hqq7f-aNVR6Z-41ZSe9-wDTK5-f5ho8Y-5MyC93-5MnAKD-4bokrk-7f1qW7-4NA1NW-
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Kristin Wall / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / flickr.com/kwdesigns/2086593113/in/photolist-4bokrk-7f1qW7-4NA1NW-bUWyPn-7q6kgm-4PKCJX-8rFii-5JZBiv-aN96bn-aumnqV-ifwFyc-aujo9W-ixufEE-5NV3Gc-aV56HK-7r3dcw-uA8DY-7rak51-7qcREM-v8oBZ-v8oBX-dBENYs-itCn
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Son of Groucho / CC BY http://2.0 / flickr.com/sonofgroucho/6512266357/in/photolist-aZwbvk-7ib6ZZ-5SdhN3-8WYYhT-2VCU5r-6atNYf-ih97A3-4cuhBE-px24VB-ptDVH5-b7fWFK-iihX5p-dEnnih-iouE4A-aYLVVz-aVt4Ur-qjr5yQ-hRubW6-ivv9MN-aZwaTr-aZwafF-aZwbf
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Kari Sullivan / CC BY http://2.0 / flickr.com/ilovemypit/3133338907/in/photolist-5LTbuB-5Db9bs-7DMDi-7q6fyo-dBQKue-7zabKe-5JoScK-7whvp-7rKL9f-4fgm8o-4oo9Cr-dzwhdd-dodg59-hTqxsn-93Vhb4-5HsprB-4BXmtK-8UcZEz-aQaGPv-93AE8d-91vr3m-aYo9fR-41V
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gena / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / flickr.com/yenna/2130495636/in/photolist-4fgm8o-4oo9Cr-dzwhdd-dodg59-hTqxsn-93Vhb4-5HsprB-4BXmtK-8UcZEz-aQaGPv-93AE8d-91vr3m-aYo9fR-41VEuk-q1ikP2-5M6gMr-8w9CQK-6fNAWB-b8DBLg-dzT2i9-bmyMC4-aQaHbX-2VCw8r-7gjuc
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jon collier / CC BY-SA http://2.0 / flickr.com/imnotquitejack/89287598/in/photolist-8TC6m-7qgvvs-5MSRDr-8FEie-iNpSSj-iNndsp-qoLZ8a-q7dwr7-bjxQpa-b5BnFx-5GJMqz-b5BsuR-5MeDx4-b4cdpR-dvmBcE-4euqJr-aSfMVg-2cBvLk-i5BThV-fPsnrh-dJn7yt-7q97VU-
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Kari Sullivan / CC BY http://2.0 / flickr.com/ilovemypit/4211320718
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Matt Molinari / CC BY http://2.0 / flickr.com/picmatt/6506140529/in/photolist-aUVEUH-5MTi8Q-4J8PR2-stNKx-911HPh-bnSJ-dDvnwk-8NJsQr-dDCAYi-7fDTt3-dqrpWk-aQaGKR-px24VB-6WvTx-aQaHgB-8Z9urG-69xDbB-hYp4Q8-4ca9z6-2oYzG9-98kd2d-pvFrxR-8NJsKT-a
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Kelly / CC BY-SA http://2.0 / flickr.com/elasticsoul/76668674/in/photolist-7LWVG-8NJssp-7j6Rcv-pW5p5J-5PSQog-b4rzqD-5J8eiQ-ojAEXR-5VzTJu-5J3WWk-ojAxEV-8Xt7gn-5KCCTF-7qMKN7-dBQf7a-ohN2s7-fUJsMo-6fNCmz-8NsJ1R-6fNEVF-6fSNWm-6zQahr-o1kV2B-9
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Tim Regan / CC BY http://2.0 / flickr.com/dumbledad/2095506882/in/photolist-4cb2c1-tjw9s-7docGy-8Z9urG-dC8Zky-7docLG-xzT9b-5LReFU-7Ka4Y-aV56HK-itJyR5-8ZzfZw-twGWb-px24VB-7oZa8L-7trSg-drKEha-7nMVRq-5HD5d7-dC97R1-dC3DeP-aYLVVz-hTqxsn-7yQ7
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Anathea Utley / CC BY http://2.0 / flickr.com/anathea/2099070788/in/photolist-4cuhBE-5HD5d5-93cYMF-dC3E6H-dC3F1D-7mAmCA-7m9Jbk-4c6MHT-qjr5yQ-4cCqAf-8hHLN-pk12iB-8Xe9T2-7xNHF-bfgbGz-hNyv5j-vaePb-9eXFG1-iAWFTA-5VGmh2-4C4eJ4-8UYbT9-4cGPFw-
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