4.
We are unimpressed by you.
5.
We are not interested in your rolling.
6.
Not fooled by your... tiny paws.
8.
We are fed up of carrying your giant belly.
9.
Our antics are just as cute as yours.
10.
Our tongues are just as wet as yours.
11.
Submit to us, feline.
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Be silent and be prepared.
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For our actions are nobler.
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Our kisses are swifter.
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And our resolve is unwavering.
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Your dog bed days are numbered, feline.
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We're here to usurp your pet stardom.
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