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When you're scrolling through Facebook minding your own business, and BOOM — your ex just got engaged.
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And then suddenly everyone else's status is about getting engaged, posting engagement pictures, or counting down to their wedding.
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When someone says, "I get to marry my best friend/I said yes/Somehow, _____ agreed to marry me!"
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When someone says, "I was so surprised!" but they already have a hashtag picked out.
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When you see 20 photos of the rings, but zero of the fiancé.
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When people get engaged after mere months of dating.
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When someone you know to be into exceptionally wild sex stuff posts an engagement announcement that is heavy on the God/Jesus references.
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When someone you thought was married announces their engagement and you realize they must have quietly gotten divorced.
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When people comment asking, "Did you set a date?!" immediately after an engagement announcement is posted.
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When you realize that your only weekend plans for the summer and fall are weddings.
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And that your biggest expenses for the year will be wedding-related, too.
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When you stumble upon a hashtag or wedding website that's filled with incredibly awkward how-we-met stories or engagement photos.
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But oops! You accidentally like one of their photos, even though you haven't talked in years.
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When it starts to seem like every couple you know PLANNED to get engaged at the exact time.
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When they make their wedding Pinterest boards public and you can finally see if they've had any good ideas cooking.
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When you realize that in as little as a year, you'll start seeing pregnancy announcements from ALL these same people.
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But then you realize how great it is that people you love are moving forward with the person they love.
