1.
"When are you going to have kids?"
2.
"Your wedding was nice, but..."
3.
"The fun part's over!"
4.
"Do you ever wish you were single again?"
5.
"How does it feel knowing this is the only person you'll have sex with for the rest of your life?"
6.
"When am I going to get grandchilden?"
7.
"You know the divorce rate is 50%, right?"
9.
"Are you trying to start a family?"
10.
"The first year is the hardest."
11.
"You're going to look back on this time and appreciate all the sex you had."
12.
"Everything's going to change when you have kids!"
13.
"Enjoy the honeymoon phase while it lasts!"
14.
"Do you want children?"
15.
"How's the old ball and chain?"
16.
"Didn't you feel committed enough without a piece of paper to prove it?"
17.
"It's all downhill from here."
18.
"Time to start letting yourself go!"
19.
"Did you sign a pre-nup?"
20.
"How's your fertility?"
21.
"Yeah, I don't believe in marriage."
22.
"I never get to see you anymore!"
