Jealous of an opponent with an actual sense of humor, RNC? Get over yourselves.

It’s hard to say no to Tyra.

Looking back at this I think it’s safe to say that The Beasties are the most badass Jews of all time.

DJ LOBOT IN THE MUH FUCKIN BUILDING!!! *airhorns*

You…You can’t even be bothered to rhyme? Meh. It’s ok.

Yikes. It has not been a good week for Mittens.

I would be stunned if I didn’t already know in my heart years ago that he could do this. I’ve never watched this show, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be checking out his performances from week to week.

Negative, she substitutes ninja.

The Boss, Joan Jett and Sting are leading the pack with a special honors to Meat Loaf for most improved.