1. A cat-unicorn horn is what you need.
2. A cat teepee is better than a normal cat bed.
3. An instructional book on crafting with cat hair. For supreme cat ladies ONLY.
4. Nothing says "I love cats" more than knuckle tattoos.
5. A gift for those who love books (almost as much as cats).
6. A fashionable pair of socks for ladies smitten by kittens.
7. Match them with the purrfect pair of shoes.
8. Don't forget the googly-eyed sweater.
9. And clothes for Mr. Whiskers! He needs them too!
10. A cat phone case, so you can call meow maybe.
11. A cat case for all your personal belongings.
This cat is literally nomming all your things.