The Cats:
1. "Why can't I touch your paws? Really though -- why?"
2. "Why don't you like dog?"
3. "How come you only wanna play when I really need to finish my work?"
4. "How are you not bald?"
5. "Is there glue on your paws? What's the deal?"
6. "And, are you always wearing secret rocket shoes?"
7. "Do you have feelings for curtain?"
8. "What's the deal with string?"
9. "Why do you chew on wires?"
10. "So, like, what kinda music are you into?"
Did you attack the pack of Temptations Treats?
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