2. Bottle Opener/Pacifier
Because parenthood shouldn’t preclude partying.
3. Bible with Hidden Flask
So she can party and confess to partying at the same time.
5. “The Party Animal” DVD
In case she needs some ideas.
6. Lots and lots of Colt 45
Works every time (according to party authority Billy Dee Williams).
9. Full-Sized Ted Costume
For those who really want to party like Ted.
10. Personal Breathalyzer
12. Goldfish Shoes
For only the most stylish of party animals.
14. A Pickup Truck/Hot Tub
Also known as the “redneck jacuzzi.”
And, of course: Ted on Blu-ray (un-rated version)