The 2012 Gift Guide For The Party Animal In Your Life

Worried about the perfect gift for the party animal in your life?

1. Break Dancing Instructions

Via: whatisblik.com

2. Bottle Opener/Pacifier

Because parenthood shouldn’t preclude partying.

Via: suck.uk.com

3. Bible with Hidden Flask

So she can party and confess to partying at the same time.

Via: boozingear.com

4. Medieval Fantasy Beer Helmet

Party like a dwarf.

Via: instructables.com

5. “The Party Animal” DVD

In case she needs some ideas.

Via: fashion-dispatch.tumblr.com

6. Lots and lots of Colt 45

Works every time (according to party authority Billy Dee Williams).

Via: museumofuncutfunk.com

7. A Beer Bath

Available in the Czech Republic only.

Via: thechobble.com

8. A DIY Ice Luge

Just add water. And vodka.

Via: amazon.com

9. Full-Sized Ted Costume

For those who really want to party like Ted.

Via: wackyplanet.com

10. Personal Breathalyzer

Via: http://ttp://www.latitudenews.com/story/tech-and-society-french-say-oui-to-breathalzyers/

11. “Party in the USA”

Every party needs a soundtrack.

Via: latitudenews.com

12. Goldfish Shoes

For only the most stylish of party animals.

Via: thedesigninspiration.com

13. Twinkies (RIP)

Soon to be exclusive.

Via: nydailynews.com

14. A Pickup Truck/Hot Tub

Also known as the “redneck jacuzzi.”

Via: speeduptraffic.org

15. Bikini Vending Machine

Just in case.

Via: blog.quiksilver.com

And, of course: Ted on Blu-ray (un-rated version)

Duh.