2. Bottle Opener/Pacifier
Because parenthood shouldn’t preclude partying.
3. Bible with Hidden Flask
So she can party and confess to partying at the same time.
5. “The Party Animal” DVD
In case she needs some ideas.
6. Lots and lots of Colt 45
Works every time (according to party authority Billy Dee Williams).
7. A Beer Bath
Available in the Czech Republic only.
8. A DIY Ice Luge
Just add water. And vodka.
9. Full-Sized Ted Bear
For those who really want to party like Ted.
11. “Party in the USA”
Every party needs a soundtrack.
12. Goldfish Shoes
For only the most stylish of party animals.
13. Twinkies (RIP)
Soon to be exclusive.
14. A Pickup Truck/Hot Tub
Also known as the “redneck jacuzzi.”
15. Bikini Vending Machine
Just in case.
And, of course: Ted on Blu-ray (un-rated version)