1. They steal the covers.
2. They fall asleep while you're talking to them.
3. They have legit FANGS.
4. They'll attack if you get too close.
5. They point at people in public.
6. They LOVE to mock you behind your back.
7. They pretend to be bunnies on Easter to steal all the eggs.
8. They have no appreciation for art.
9. They pick fights all the time...
...especially with cats...
...and babies.
10. They have NO respect for their elders.
11. They wake everyone up at nap time.
12. They bite instead of give kisses.
13. They hog the AC.
14. They constantly pull pranks.
15. They open everyone's Christmas gifts.
16. They refuse to share.
17. And they can't even be nice to OTHER puppies.
