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15 Tweets That Prove Kids Say The Weirdest Stuff

Kids, you’re drunk. Go home. @LiveFromSnackTime, an anonymous twitter user, has been posting some hilarious things their students have been saying.

1. They know the struggle is real:

2. They experiment:

3. They already know ALL about #BrosBeforeHoes

4. They’re eternally curious:

Where do the bees hangout in Brooklyn?

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

Which time zone is the right time zone?

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

Do horseflies look like little horses?

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

5. They’re really just tiny robots:

I don't want to checkout a book because I want it to still live in the computer.

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

6. AND tiny Buddhists:

Today I learned that being sad is okay!

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

7. But also straight up liars:

I think I got hit by lightening yesterday.

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

8. They’ll come up with any excuse to go shopping:

All of my toes got bigger and I need bigger shoes.

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

9. They have NO aim:

I shot myself in the mouth with pee, can I go to the nurse?

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

10. They live by their own rules:

I'm changing my birthday this year, waiting sucks.

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

I only talk to strangers that have families.

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

I was on the loosing team but then I switched teams

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

11. They’re creative when it comes to game time:

Let's play guess who's farting.

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

12. They cut to the chase:

I will punch myself in the face to get this tooth out.

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

13. They make no fucking sense:

Bread hair is better than red hair.

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

14. They’re super observant:

My butt has a line of symmetry.

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

15. And sometimes…. They make mistakes.

I threw my cat in the pool and it died.

— LiveFromSnackTi (@LiveFromSnackTime)

R.I.P. Cat.

Follow @LiveFromSnackTime for more kid comedy gold.

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