20 Weed Hacks To Optimize Your Stoner Experience

And get ~WaVy~ more efficiently.

1. Put a CD over the bowl you’re packing to prevent any weed from spilling.

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2. Clean your cashed cone with the end of a plastic spoon. (It’s sharp enough and will usually fit perfectly.)

KFC has perfectly shaped ones. AKA going to KFC for your munchies is kind of productive.

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3. Pipe cleaners are actually amazing pipe cleaners.

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4. If you don’t have pipe cleaners, a ziplock bag, sea salt and rubbing alcohol are also extremely effective.


Throw your piece in a ziplock bag with rubbing alcohol and seal salt and shake for five mins, then let it sit for another 20. It’ll clean out all that ash.

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5. Wrap black construction paper around your weed jar to prevent exposure to light, keeping your bud fresher for longer.

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6. Attach a magnet to your bong and never search for the lighter again.

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7. When you’re at a good high, throw your mouth a party with pop rocks.

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8. If you don’t have a grinder on hand, put a penny in an empty pill bottle and shake.

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9. Schedule your smokes around meal times.

It will really enhance dinners and cut down on gluttonous snacking habits.

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10. An old birthday card can become a DIY filter.

A tip from this crafty Tumblr user.

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11. Brushing your teeth while high will ensure you’re scrubbing ‘em for the recommended 2 minutes.

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Your dentist will be very happy.

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12. If you’re transporting weed, keep pieces in bubble wrap to prevent them from breaking.

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13. Leaving some remnants in the packaging of flavored wraps will give your weed a nice flavor.

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14. Drinking coffee during or after smoking will keep you awake for your high.

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And you might actually make it out of your house to do things this time.

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15. Eat watermelon.

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You’ll forget your civilized manners and just bury your face all up in it. How watermelon should be consumed.

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16. Finding good online playlists specific to stoners will optimize your high.

Here’s one to start.

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17. Pop a mint in your mouth to put an end to your munchie madness.

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18. Use your Game Cube consoler to hold your slider.

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19. Smear a tiny drop of honey or agave over a finished joint skin to keep it from burning too quickly.

It neutralizes the smell too!

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20. Smoking with your usual group of friends? BACK MASSAGE TRAINS.

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