1. When they had a fixation with crystals — sorry, "orgonite pyramids".
2. Jaden was spotted toting his around. They're believed to have ~positive healing properties~.
3. And then they were photographed making their own pyramids, which had people speculating they were in a cult or the Illuminati.
Jaden and Willow making Orgonite thingos lol
4. When Jaden let Shia LaBeouf know that he was "here" for him — misterunderstood to misterunderstood.
5. When a source said Jaden and Willow are so "obsessed" with snakes and that they even sleep with them at night.
6. When Willow wrote about love on "Summer Fling" and showed us what it looked like. At 12 years old.
"You know, it was nice to see you tonight ... I miss you, you know, we could call each other soon. You know, it was nice, the summer fling," she diaries in the music video in a BRITISH ACCENT.
7. When both their black & white shirtless photos became such a source of controversy this year.
They both co-signed some cryptic photos that kept us talking: First, when 20-year-old actor Moises Arias posted an Instagram of himself with 13-year-old Willow in bed (which had a lot of people upset and was later deleted), and then when a shirtless Jaden cozied with "just friends" Kylie Jenner.
8. When Jaden showed up at the Kimye wedding in an "Albino Batman" costume.
9. When the nonconformist teen danced like this at the AMAs. To 5 Seconds of Summer.
10. When Jaden dropped a super somber, very deep, crazy emotional track through Willow's Soundcloud account.
His JT-sampled track called "Blue Ocean" has some profound lyrics:
"Man, I Met A Girl At Coachella/
I Like Her But You Know I Couldn’t Tell Her/
Cause She Has Her Own Fella/
And I Met Her Blow Dealer/
He Told He He Was A Whole Seller/
And I’m Fly As Propellers/
And iI’s Rainin’ Umbrellas”
…
“He’s The One With The Misfit Shirt With The Eyes
And Your Eyes Are Looking At Me With Such A Deep Surprise”
11. And then that Jaden Smith track got a Jaden Smith music video treatment. The visuals are just as obscure as the song.
View this video on YouTube
12. When Jaden dropped his surprise album The Cool Cafe: Cool Tape Vol. 1 via his own iTunes app "The Jaden Experience".
13. When he spent the entire year campaigning against education. Because higher learning is done outside of the classroom.
School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth.
If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.
Education Is Rebellion.
14. When the siblings hit us with a slew of insane existential thoughts in their interview with T Magazine.
15. Which included their two-cents on cognition of time...
16. ...and, like, babies...
17. ...And arguably nonsense.
18. And when we are all made to question our basic understanding of existential acute awareness of the self every time his thumbs touch Twitter.
If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.
You Do Not Know Who You Are Or Why Your Here So When You See Someone Who Dose The Society Comes Together As A Whole And Destroys Them.
Don't Worry Bae I'll Talk To You About SpaceTime Over FaceTime.
The Moment That Truth Is Organized It Becomes A Lie.
