1. Your basic polish + dusts of glitter = NEXT LEVEL NAILS.
4. A pair of jazzy jorts + glittered backpockets = NEXT LEVEL JORTS.
5. Your boring black eyeliner + a bold dash of glittery eyeliner = IMPROVED CAT EYES.
6. Your light lipstick + glitter gloss = IMPROVED KISSES.
7. Your face + glitter = IMPROVED FACE.
8. And your whole self + glitter = GET YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
9. Your hair + a sexy dip of glitter = AN IMPROVED MANE.
10. The soles of your heels + a painted sheet of glitter = AN IMPROVED SOUL.
11. Sweets + edible glitter = IMPROVED INDULGENCE.
12. Flipping someone off + glitter = IMPROVED INSULT.
13. Alternatively, positive message + glitter = IMPROVED COMPLIMENT.
14. Telling someone off + glitter = IMPROVED INSTANT GRATIFICATION.
15. Rejection + glitter = SOFTENS THE BLOW (WHILE STILL REMAINING FAB).
16. Sailor moon + glitter = IMPROVED CHILDHOOD.
17. Weed + glitter = IMPROVED HIGH.
18. Ordinary party + glitter = IMPROVED PARTY.
19. Llama + glitter = IMPROVED LLAMA.
20. This pizza emoji + glitter = ALL GOOD THINGS IN ONE .GIF.
21. A baby sloth + glitter = ALL YOUR DREAMS ACTUALLY COMING TRUE.
22. Our Lady of Lourdes + glitter = AN IMPROVED AND MORE #BLESSED VIRGIN MARY.
23. And finally, glitter + cash + cats = AN IMPROVED WORLD.
Glitter 4 life.