15 Hilarious Five-Star Reviews Of Canadian Fast Food Chains

    It's the simple things.

    1. Tim Hortons in Vancouver, British Columbia

    Fucking Tim Horton's! Donut or dog nut, I'm sure either one would be to
    perfection if Tim's cooked it up.

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    2. Tim Hortons in Toronto, Ontario

    I mean nothing satisfies my sweets craving like a WARM, FRESH DONUT! Now, I do my best to keep this obsession under control and hidden from most men in my life (we all have our little secrets) But really...I LOVE THESE LIL' PIECES OF HEAVEN! Tim Hortons was a dream...and Timbits (Heaven reincarnated in a little sweet ball of yummyness) and I'm not sure what kid of coffee concoction the boy created and ordered me but that was crazy delicious as well. ... TIMMY HO'S I LOVE YOU!
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    3. Tim Hortons in Calgary, Alberta

    Tim Hortons is nectar for the soul for me.

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    4. Swiss Chalet in Vancouver, British Columbia

    I don't like the Chalet sauce. My friend cant get enough. Is the red sauce just some kind of apple cinnamon and chicken juice gravy? He is from Ontario and the way he talks about the sauce is almost fetish-like. I dont think enough can be said about their fries. They are really really good. Fresh cut style that seems to be all the rage lately.

    Dont forget to grab a tooth pick on the way out.
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    5. Swiss Chalet in Edmonton, Alberta

    We chose back ribs. SUCH a good choice.. the meat was SOO tender. We didn't even need to move the knife back and fourth, just stab.

    Overall.. this was a FINE dining experience for me. Although the restaurant resembles a food court quite a bit...
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    6. Swiss Chalet in Toronto, Ontario

    The waitress (apparently she served us a couple of times) remembered that I like extra sauce and even included an extra bun for me, ending up in BIG BROWNIE points in my books. I hope they stay there forever. If it was a doll I would hug it, squeeze it and call it George.
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    7. Mr. Sub in Calgary, Alberta

    I have to say that I love Mr. Sub...it's always pleasing and makes me complete.
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    8. Mr. Sub in Toronto, Ontario

    The service is eerily quick and efficient, it's like the two regular counter guys have telepathic abilities. As soon as one has finished one stage of the sandwich the other picks it up in perfect harmony. I have been privileged enough to order the Spicy Santa Fe Chicken on the last several occasions, and I must admit that having it pressed is the only way to enjoy this delicacy.

    So kudos to the boys holding it down. You have earned my respect.

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    9. Harvey's in Toronto, Ontario

    "Piping hot, and just delicious — all my toppings stood out, and everything just tasted RIGHT."

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    "I personally always ask for four scoops of onions and have never been turned down. (I do allay the food prep's fears about the societal consequences of eating so many onions by pointing out I'm single and won't be tormenting anyone with onion breath."

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    11. Harvey's in Calgary, Alberta

    They make your hamburger a beautiful thing!
    Bathroom was tidy.

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    12. Harvey's in Halifax, Nova Scotia

    WOW is all I can say about this fast food restaurant!!!

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    13. Smoke's Poutinerie in Winnipeg, Manitoba


    Noticed a customer wrote "cowboy butts drives me nuts" and "I love poo" on the chalkboard...sweet, I like this place already.

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    14. A&W Canada in Montreal, Quebec

    A&W: short for AWESOME! Open 24hrs... Even at 3am in the morning, the burgers are just as good as the ones at 9am! Burgers at 9am?? That's right! ... Thumbs up!

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    15. A&W Canada in Winnipeg, Manitoba

    The eggs tasted like eggs and the bun tasted like bread. Great.

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